(via piixs)

(via cityofterror)

McGuirk’s date ad.
  • Melissa:
    Handsome, sophisticated, man. Enjoys fine wine and lots of it…

  • McGuirk:
    Yeah, I love that.

  • Melissa:
    (continue reading) Seeks beautiful woman for long walks.That’s really sweet, Coach McGuirk.

  • McGuirk:
    I changed it from enjoys alcohol.

  • Melissa:
    It sounds nicer.

  • McGuirk:
    I have to boil down my whole personality in one huge lie.

  • Melissa:
    You did a good job.

  • McGuirk:
    Well, thanks.

(via batman-nolanverse)

I didn’t know a mechanic was coming today. He and my parents are currently in my room. I’m in my pajamas. Really wish they could leave. I have issues with people being in my room.

(via fuckyeahstreetlights)

(via cityofterror)

During quiet group work time.....
  • me:
    stop making noises. you're causing a scene.

  • stomach:
    this is nothing! i'll make such a scene! I WILL NOT BE IGNORED.

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